Just in case you’re interested, there are guys called Derp and Nyan and Kangarausage (Kangaroo Sausage?) and a few Disney-named ones. There are girls called Sherlock and Watson. We have a Nagini, Castro, a Ringo, Bam Bam and Pebbles after the Flintstones, Guess (“What’s your name?” “Guess.”), Bjorg (pronouned ba-jorg), Alagn Rickman etc. College is cool.